October152014
8PM

Hocus Pocus (1993)

Hocus Pocus (1993)

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October82014

poshxspice:

subject13fringe:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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today on satan makes a blog post

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5PM
“Wait, these are actually hella cute questions.”

1. Who was the last person you held hands with?
2. Are you outgoing or shy?
3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?
4. Are you easy to get along with?
5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?
6. What kind of people are you attracted to?
7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?
8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?
9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?
10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?
11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?
12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?
13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?
14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?
15. What good thing happened this summer?
16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
17. Do you think there is life on other planets?
18. Do you still talk to your first crush?
19. Do you like bubble baths?
20. Do you like your neighbors?
21. What are you bad habits?
22. Where would you like to travel?
23. Do you have trust issues?
24. Favorite part of your daily routine?
25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?
26. What do you do when you wake up?
27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?
28. Who are you most comfortable around?
29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?
30. Do you ever want to get married?
31. Is your hair long enough for a pony tail?
32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?
33. Spell your name with your chin.
34. Do you play sports? What sports?
35. Would you rather live without TV or music?
36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?
37. What do you say during awkward silences?
38. Describe your dream girl/guy?
39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?
40. What do you want to do after high school?
41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?
43. Do you smile at strangers?
44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?
45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?
46. What are you paranoid about?
47. Have you ever been high?
48. Have you ever been drunk?
49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?
50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?
51. Ever wished you were someone else?
52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?
53. Favourite makeup brand?
54. Favourite store?
55. Favourite blog?
56. Favourite colour?
57. Favourite food?
58. Last thing you ate?
59. First thing you ate this morning?
60. Ever won a competition? For what?
61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?
62. Been arrested? For what?
63. Ever been in love?
64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?
65. Are you hungry right now?
66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?
67. Facebook or Twitter?
68. Twitter or Tumblr?
69. Are you watching tv right now?
70. Names of your bestfriends?
71. Craving something? What?
72. What colour are your towels?
72. How many pillows do you sleep with?
73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?
75. Favourite animal?
76. What colour is your underwear?
77. Chocolate or Vanilla?
78. Favourite ice cream flavour?
79. What colour shirt are you wearing?
80. What colour pants?
81. Favourite tv show?
82. Favourite movie?
83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?
84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?
85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?
86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?
87. First person you talked to today?
88. Last person you talked to today?
89. Name a person you hate?
90. Name a person you love?
91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?
92. In a fight with someone?
93. How many sweatpants do you have?
94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?
95. Last movie you watched?
96. Favourite actress?
97. Favourite actor?
98. Do you tan a lot?
99. Have any pets?
100. How are you feeling?
101. Do you type fast?
102. Do you regret anything from your past?
103. Can you spell well?
104. Do you miss anyone from your past?
105. Ever been to a bonfire party?
106. Ever broken someone’s heart?
107. Have you ever been on a horse?
108. What should you be doing?
109. Is something irritating you right now?
110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?
111. Do you have trust issues?
112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?
113. What was your childhood nickname?
114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?
115. Do you play the Wii?
116. Are you listening to music right now?
117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?
118. Do you like Chinese food?
119. Favourite book?
120. Are you afraid of the dark?
121. Are you mean?
122. Is cheating ever okay?
123. Can you keep white shoes clean?
124. Do you believe in love at first sight?
125. Do you believe in true love?
126. Are you currently bored?
127. What makes you happy?
128. Would you change your name?
129. What your zodiac sign?
130. Do you like subway?
131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?
133. Favourite lyrics right now?
134. Can you count to one million?
135. Dumbest lie you ever told?
136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?
137. How tall are you?
138. Curly or Straight hair?
139. Brunette or Blonde?
140. Summer or Winter?
141. Night or Day?
142. Favourite month?
143. Are you a vegetarian?
144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?
145. Tea or Coffee?
146. Was today a good day?
147. Mars or Snickers?
148. What’s your favourite quote?
149. Do you believe in ghosts?
150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?

151. Just as whatever your heart desires

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5PM
trip-iphany:

beyoncevevo:

GOALS

I’m crying

trip-iphany:

beyoncevevo:

GOALS

I’m crying

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September302014

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September292014
10PM
cultmasterflash:

Someone actually made a useable model of Marty’s Coffee Mug Bong from Cabin In The Woods, and I need it in my life. 

cultmasterflash:

Someone actually made a useable model of Marty’s Coffee Mug Bong from Cabin In The Woods, and I need it in my life. 

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10PM

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

Like if youre horny and want to destroy america

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2PM
bewb selfie!

bewb selfie!

9AM
heirsoferror:

dvrk-lord:

Holy shit.

Fucking….. Fuck. Just fuck.

heirsoferror:

dvrk-lord:

Holy shit.

Fucking….. Fuck. Just fuck.

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September272014

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9PM
oh my glob

oh my glob

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6PM
because, why not?

because, why not?

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9AM
rydenarmani:

See, I usually get after this kind of stuff, but I’ve been thinking about this for a while and I realize that maybe, juuuuuuuust maybe, I only understand why this question is so ridiculous because I am on the inside of the job, not the out. So, anon, I am going to break down why exactly asking sex workers for free content is a real trashy thing to do. Maybe you’ll think twice after this.
First of all, let me just say that most of the sex workers I’ve known live off of what they make from their sales. Even with other jobs, sex work usually seems to be the thing that keeps them above water.
We put a lot of work into what we do, although you might not understand how or why. Which is cool, because I’m going to break it down for you the best that I can. This is the anatomy of a independent video shoot from my perspective.
First, I have to come up with the idea. I am the creative team, I am the writer and the script is all mine. Some days are harder than others. You have to be clever to come up with sales pitches that work. Some of my work is scripted, some videos have story lines. I come up with this stuff. That can be stressful, especially when you have a creative block (yes, sex work DOES require creativity.). When I finally have my idea, which can take any amount of time, I have to get ready for the shoot. First, is wardrobe, hair, and makeup. This can take anywhere from 10 to 30 minutes. For many models, makeup skills are required. Then, I have to set up the shoot, which usually includes lugging around photo lamps, cameras, my computer, tripods, etc.
Then shooting. Not only am I usually shoving stuff in my body, but I’m also contorting my body and face in a way that I think looks good. This can be really uncomfortable and it’s not uncommon to pull a muscle doing so (or at least for me it isn’t.). This obviously isn’t the way I look when I just lay down to masturbate privately because, honestly, not everyone looks good when they actually just masturbate. I don’t. Additionally, for the most part, I can’t see what I’m shooting. I’m my own camera crew. I can’t be watching what I’m filming while I’m being filmed at the same time. This means that, if I finish a video and there’s a part I don’t like in it, I will probably have to do the video all over again. You have absolutely no idea how stressful and infuriating this can be. After the video is done, I have to edit, upload, and market. This can also be very time consuming. Editing is also a skill that sex workers have and use, along with marketing.
All together, this process usually takes hours and hours.
This is how sex workers make money, and it can be very stressful and draining. I don’t remember a single video shoot that I’ve done that I wasn’t exhausted afterwards. Just like any other job, it can be both physically and mentally straining on us. 
Imagine being in our shoes. Spending so much time on something that you created. Something unique that you actually like and are pretty proud of. Something that has to bring in money so you can get by. And some stranger comes by, and thinks that they’re entitled to get it for free.
Think twice before asking questions like this.

rydenarmani:

See, I usually get after this kind of stuff, but I’ve been thinking about this for a while and I realize that maybe, juuuuuuuust maybe, I only understand why this question is so ridiculous because I am on the inside of the job, not the out. So, anon, I am going to break down why exactly asking sex workers for free content is a real trashy thing to do. Maybe you’ll think twice after this.

First of all, let me just say that most of the sex workers I’ve known live off of what they make from their sales. Even with other jobs, sex work usually seems to be the thing that keeps them above water.

We put a lot of work into what we do, although you might not understand how or why. Which is cool, because I’m going to break it down for you the best that I can. This is the anatomy of a independent video shoot from my perspective.

First, I have to come up with the idea. I am the creative team, I am the writer and the script is all mine. Some days are harder than others. You have to be clever to come up with sales pitches that work. Some of my work is scripted, some videos have story lines. I come up with this stuff. That can be stressful, especially when you have a creative block (yes, sex work DOES require creativity.). When I finally have my idea, which can take any amount of time, I have to get ready for the shoot. First, is wardrobe, hair, and makeup. This can take anywhere from 10 to 30 minutes. For many models, makeup skills are required. Then, I have to set up the shoot, which usually includes lugging around photo lamps, cameras, my computer, tripods, etc.

Then shooting. Not only am I usually shoving stuff in my body, but I’m also contorting my body and face in a way that I think looks good. This can be really uncomfortable and it’s not uncommon to pull a muscle doing so (or at least for me it isn’t.). This obviously isn’t the way I look when I just lay down to masturbate privately because, honestly, not everyone looks good when they actually just masturbate. I don’t. Additionally, for the most part, I can’t see what I’m shooting. I’m my own camera crew. I can’t be watching what I’m filming while I’m being filmed at the same time. This means that, if I finish a video and there’s a part I don’t like in it, I will probably have to do the video all over again. You have absolutely no idea how stressful and infuriating this can be. After the video is done, I have to edit, upload, and market. This can also be very time consuming. Editing is also a skill that sex workers have and use, along with marketing.

All together, this process usually takes hours and hours.

This is how sex workers make money, and it can be very stressful and draining. I don’t remember a single video shoot that I’ve done that I wasn’t exhausted afterwards. Just like any other job, it can be both physically and mentally straining on us. 

Imagine being in our shoes. Spending so much time on something that you created. Something unique that you actually like and are pretty proud of. Something that has to bring in money so you can get by. And some stranger comes by, and thinks that they’re entitled to get it for free.

Think twice before asking questions like this.

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